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have sex in my garage.

don't urinate on my concrete.

Created on 2004-07-18 20:46:43 (#3861577), last updated 2004-07-18

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Name:	abdul mohammed jafar pookaka theodore von cook IV

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i bake human appendages. i bask in the glory of eating these digustingly mutated human limbs and organs on paper plates with plastic spoons. ok i lie, not only human pieces do i feast upon in such wonderfully sweet and sour sauces. I am extremely turned on by sewer rats, seamen, sea men, see men and bacon. If you give me a dollar i will gladly masterbate over your face. my house is made out of cheese. i am a defence ;awyer and harvard graduate.

i am tit

the incredible magic moustcahe of sir Henry Dircks.

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angel dust, crickets fucking ducks, ear sex and ponies., german shit-porn, girls in training bra's, hair blowers, hand jobs, lawn gnomes, microwavable fetuses, vomit-flavored shampoo, witch doctors

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